The Hunt for DMX..

[shiggles]

After being ousted from the Inauguration tournament by Darkman X.. Shiggles walked up, down, even sideways trying to find the man that beat him this night but all attempts to locate DMX failed.. so what does the clown do? He grabs himself a camera and a microphone and proceeds to broadcast himself live from a toilet stall..

Here I sit broken hearted.. Came here to crap but only farted.. Oh hi sorry forgot I was live..Now that I got your attention and a splitting freaking headache from Suplex-a-lots, I might as well get to the point and not the point of this marker I just used to deface SCW property I am talking about my attempt to find Mr. X.. But it is funny I cannot find him thou..

Shiggles rises of the toilet seat and places the camera on the basin of the toilet and grabs some toilet paper as Shiggy looks down as his masterpiece...

Ahh I feel much better! and look at that it resembles Darkman X..You are asking yourselves did I just call Mr. X a big sloppy terd.. YES I did and low & behold I find him here..


Shiggy flushes the toilet..

Now only if it was this easy to rid SCW of you but we all know you're gonna be like a skidmark in a pair of tidy whities which are hard to get out even with the strongest of chemicals.. But now back to business and not the business I just disposed off..Talking about the business of paybacks.. I want another shot at you, and this may be the concussion setting in but to get you to face me sooner than later I will let you name the match..What sayeth you?

Shiggy sit atop the bathroom counter as he awaits a response..

[theguy]

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After going to several of the bathrooms in the arena, he finally arrived at the one where the clown named Shiggles was sitting, waiting for his response. To say he wasn't pleased, would be an understatement.
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There you are, and here I am. No need to broadcast yourself from the bathroom, and make jokes about feces. It's not going to get under my skin. Being the business as long as I have, you tend to develop thick skin. So comparing me, to a turd, that your going to flush? Not really all that impact-full. Your not the first, and you won't be the last to try to take me out of this business. Many tried, all failed. I come, and go, as I please.

You want to take this belt, try it. You want me to name the stips? Fine, be prepared to be dropped on your head, and tossed around even more, because it'll all lead up to the same ending. You being trapped in one of many submissions to make you squeel like a pig. A submission match is what it'll be. The powers that be want to showcase pure wrestling, and mma style combat, I can do that, I always have. I didn't get to this level by punching, kicking, and getting cheap pops. I did it by putting everyone in my way through the most excruciating pain of their lives. Not many come back for more, but you have, congrats, your in for more.

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He cracks his knuckles, and folds his arms across his chest. He didn't know what the clown had in store for a retort, but it made for great t.v to say the least.
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[shiggles]

Shiggy dismounts the counter top he was perched upon..

Oh my dear DMX..There was plenty of need to broadcast from the restrooms of SCW..By time I found a camera & a mic I had to go poo poo..So I just went with the flow of the chocolate waterfall that was soon to make its way to the porcelain throne here..

Shiggy straightens out his colorful goatee as he walks away from the sink after washing his hands and proceeds to the hand dryer on the wall..

But I do find it hilarious that I cannot get under your skin because you've been around the block more then a $2 hooker but yet you went out of your way to track me down and respond to me face to face..Hmm but yet I didn't hit a nerve..Yeah I believe you there..NOT!

As the hand dryer turns off and Shiggy claps his hands to get the leftover water off he stops in front of DMX as he crossed his arms after the cliched' knuckle cracking..

It's okay thou Mr. Huff & Puff, I will get you to tap out in under 100 mins so your skin doesn't deteriorate being out in those hot spotlights of the ring too long so no one has to see that ugly mug of yours darling..I'll be seeing you soon my fellow dance partner

Shiggles leaves while skipping along singing once again..

I can feel it coming in the air tonight..I've been waiting for this moment all my life..Can you feel coming in the air tonight.. When I take Darkman X's belt home with me tonight..It'll be no stranger to me when I make you tap you'll see.. As I leave the ring full of glee..Oh yeah

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