The King Has Arrived [O2A]

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It was time for the King to make his presence known and address his adoring public. The lights dim and the sound of Haddaway's "What is Love" comes playing from the PA system. Donning his cape and crown, Orazio Marcello comes stepping out from behind the black curtain. He's met with a sea of cheers from the Las Vegas crowd, bringing a smile to that picture perfect face of his. Cue the *sparkle sparkle* glaring off his pearly white. He begins to strut his stuff in the middle of the stage and the awesomeness that oozes from his pores causes time and space to sloooooooowwww doooooowwwnnn. That's right. It's not a glitch in your television. It's not a problem with Sin City Wrestling's production team. Orazio Marcello literally slows down time with how amazing he is. There's no one as great as Orazio. Don't worry folks. He'll fix it in a second as he finishes his pose and returns the flow of time back to normal. After returning the world back to normal, Orazio continues. He proceeds to walk down the ramp, waving every now and then to the cheering crowd as he passed them by. Then he headed on up the steel steps, climbed through the ropes, and did a little spin in the middle of the ring. He headed over to a corner of the squared circle and repeated the same pose he struck at the ramp. This time, he allowed the flow of time to remain a normal speed so those a little slower than the typical human being could process the greatness he's presenting before them. He jumped from the turnbuckle and requested a microphone from someone from ringside. Didn't take long for one of the King's servants to bring him one. After successfully acquiring a microphone, he headed into the middle of the ring and raised it to his lips.

"Cut the music! Cut the music!"

And like the King had commanded, his theme music ceased. Now, he was left with the fans cheering on their King as they await to hear him speak.

"That's more like it. Sin City no longer has to fear, for your King is here. The man that every man wants to be and every woman wants to be with... Ladies love me... Girls adore me... Even the ones who never saw me, right?"

He pauses to let the crowd cheer again. Sure. He had an ego so big, they'd call him 'Jack in the Box,' but he had a right to. Just look at him. Ain't he a sight to see? The whole damn world wants to look like Orazio. Or maybe he was just a loveable ego-maniac. Who knows.


"Hahahaha. How about I treat you folks to some good, old fashioned entertainment? Do like the Romans do and do battle with one of the peons from the back? How about it?"

Pause again for more cheers. Another positive reaction to Orazio. He nods his head and turns to face the stage."

"Well then, I won't waste anymore time. Who in the back has big enough cajones to do battle with the King of Hearts, Orazio Marcello?"

[shiggles]

Nox Arcana's music hits signalling the appearance of the one & only Shiggy

So you are the man who claims to be a king..But yet your voice screeches like you have no ding a ling..But yet you call out someone with balls ..And yet yours have yet to fall

Shiggy now makes his way down the ramp and enters the ring and gives the so called king a curtsy bow

I've always wanted to do that even if it was from a self titled imposter of royalty..But enough of my shenanigans..A certain man of dark skin is afraid to face me even thou he has beaten me twice which is so not nice and my head needed ice..But I made him beat me, wore him down and saw the glimmer of fear in him but that's a horse of a different color we'll get back to in another chapter..Our story begins tonite when we dance under the pale moon light and I break the kings heart.. What sayeth you?

Shiggy rubs his colorful goatee as he awaits a reply..

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Orazio stood there for a moment. How amazing was this? The fans sure knew how to treat their King. He took his hands and proceeded with a slow clap. The slow clap gradually started to get faster until he was clapping as a steady rate. After he was done applauding the clown for appearing before him, Orazio raises his microphone and responds...

"Oh boy! Who did this? Who in the world did this? Just when I thought my welcome wasn't warm enough... You've brought me a jester to entertainment tonight! Hahaha. This is great. This is just great."

Orazio couldn't help it. He just grinned that toothy grin of his. They sent him a clown to fight? It was a great night to be King. He sure did enjoy clowns. They always made him bust a gut with their loony antics.

"And you're better than I could've hoped. A foolish fool who foolishly spouts off foolish dribble that's just utterly foolish. Great job, jester. Great job. Now then... On to tonight's entertainment... You want to dance with me, funny man? Then let's dance. I gladly accept you as my opponent tonight. I just hope you can dance better than you make jokes."

He lowers the microphone and nods his head. The fans begin to cheer while Orazio starts to look the clown up and down. Sizing him up.

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After holding his stomach from keeling over laughing so hard at this King and almost peeing his pants in the process..Shiggy regains some composure..

Thank you for that laugh of the night so far, you say that my ramblings are foolish but cannot even use the right word to describe my ranting.. It is obvious you were aiming for the word drivel my dear king not dribble which is a term more suited for the NBA where basketball is played..Ya know where there are clowns found like Kobe Bryant & Ron Artest as well and played on a court to made of wood..

The crowd boos at Shiggy for slandering those two NBA stars

But I would expect a poser king that Neil & Bobbed his way to king hood to make such an error like that..Just a wee bit of information there as you are eyeballing me..I don't swing that way as your eyes seemed locked on pecker, which makes me wanna deck ya ... I may be a jester in your eyes if that's all I am to you when we enter this ring you are already beaten because the mat is what you'll be eatin' and when I win you can return your Jimmy King outfit to it's rightful owner...

Shiggy shoves the mic in the chest as he knows a reply it a coming..

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Orazio stood there with an eyebrow arched up. Was this clown serious? Was he actually lecturing him on his speech? Doesn't matter where he went in this country, he says one thing wrong and they try to make you look like an idiot.

"Oh. That's rich. A clown with an education. I thought this was a wrestling ring. Not an English classroom. Forgive me for not carrying around an English dictionary with me everywhere I go in order to make sure every word that comes out of my mouth is the correct one. Dribble. Drivel. They sound so much alike. Forgive me for not knowing each American word that's ever been invented. But, yeah, thanks. Thanks for correcting me, funny man."

Orazio simply shook his head and rolled his eyes. He was lucky he was even speaking English right now. It wasn't his first language. If he was speaking in his native tongue, he would be speaking Italian. Then, he would need a translator. It didn't matter. He just shrugged it off. No big deal.

"And don't question my sexuality, jester. I've already dealt with that issue in the past and I think I've made it quite clear what I'm interested in. And there's plenty of ladies around the world who would gladly testify to that. It makes me wonder about you, clown. Seeing as how your mind is instantly in the gutter since the second you've walked out here. No matter. You can crack all the jokes you want to. It won't do you any good when the bell rings and I wipe that smile off of your face."

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Shiggy leans himself on the ropes, he is dying of laughter that the ever so sensitive Sicilian is getting easily flustered..

Well it's hard not to question your sexually when you look like a queen in drag that you hooked up with so many times before.. (Shiggy walks over to Orazio and whispers in his ear...Welcome to America those were men in women's clothes

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So those ladies that can as you say vouch for you being straight can easily pee standing up too.. As for my mind it is all over the place..

Shiggy runs to a corner of the ring

It's over here at one moment


Shiggy runs out of the ring and over to the announce table

It's over here the next moment


Shiggy re-enters the ring

Point is no matter where I am mentally, I am still focused as warped & perverted it may be to everyone here including your imported from Italy rear end and before I forget you are welcome for the help on correcting your less then stellar knowledge of the English language but the lesson you will learn when I crown you in this very ring and end up ruling you every which way is free
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"Alright. That's it. That's enough out of you, jester."

He raises the palm of his hand up in front of him. The more this clown talked, the more he felt a migraine coming on. It was funny at first, but now the clown was beginning to get on his nerves. That was something the King simply could not have. He shook his head and lowered his hand. Then he raised the microphone up and began to speak again...

"No more jokes. You've done nothing but spread lies and slander since you've come out here. And I've had just about enough of it. I'll teach you to watch what you say to mean, jester. It's all fun and games until the King orders your head to be removed. And that's exactly what I'm going to do with you tonight. I don't think this crowd can wait for it either. Am I right?"

He looked to the left of the ring. The fans began to cheer. He looked to his right. More cheers coming from the crowd. Then he looked behind him. Yep. Looked like the crowd was ready to see the King take care of this clown right here, right now.

"And who am I to disappoint the people? You want to dance, funny man? Let's dance."

He dropped the microphone onto the mat. While he began to remove his glasses, crown, and cape, the bell rang to get this bout started.

[shiggles]

Shiggles puts his hand over his mouth as to act like he was shocked & appalled..

Aww poor baby gonna break down and cry me a river because the clown made him frown so much that he needs a diaper and his binky to replace the crown & cape get up that seems so unbefitting of him at this point

Shiggy does the King's look to left and right schtick and then begins to speak once more

Any of of you in attendance here got a spare pair of Huggies ex-small and a pacifier to let our gracious king borrow..Or some Midol for his menstrual migraine since he is not man enough to have a real headache

Shiggy does a quick Shiggle-wiggle dance for the fans..

I've been ready to tango since the get go but your lord blowhardedness has been blowing hot air and prolonging the inevitable because I can see what those fancy shades on your face fail to hide..Your fear..Whenever you are ready to shut up and put up my dear, I am ready to kick your rear..