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Post by shiggles on Aug 16, 2011 6:19:35 GMT -5
After this weeks abysmal performance from the clown that's supposed to be striking fear into everyone is backfiring completely as he has lost his 3rd straight match here in SCW after making Joe Bruise his bitch in his debut..The king made his jester this week there is no denying this... I was off my clown car that's for sure, maybe I am hitting the special carnival sauce a tad to bit hard maybe I do need to hit BTA, which is Big Tops Anonymous and get my shits & giggles together.. Shiggy stops pacing about the ring and grins into the camera evily..HA HA hell no my current streak I an in now and no I am not talking about the brown streak in the king's underwear when he first met me..I am talking about this rare losing streak is not my fault but the higher ups fearing a clown they don't understand.. Think about all the shenanigans I could pull off while jacking off to my reflection wearing the SCW World title people.. Just thinking of this is giving me chubby  Shiggy checks his pants to make sure he is not exposing himself and everything checks out okie dokieI will stop rambling like a fool who's lost his marbles riding the roller coaster naked and get to the point.. King Ding a Ling get your heiney out here..The clown wants another dance under the pale moon light but this time I am calling the match..That's if you have the umm royal rhubarbs to come on down and find out what I have in store for you..What sayeth you? |
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Post by om on Aug 16, 2011 21:13:52 GMT -5
The King didn't let the poor, foolish jester wait too long. Haddaway's "What is Love" hits the speakers and out came Orazio Marcello from behind the stage curtain. Orazio already had acquired a microphone from backstage when he came out.. Holding his arms out at his sides as he soaks in the love from the crowd. Ah, yes. How he enjoyed the reaction of the common folk whenever he came strolling into their line of vision. The presence of the King once again disrupted the flow of time, causing everything to completely slooooowwwwww doooooowwwwwnnnn. He stopped for a moment at the stage and began to take large steps. Orazio pretended he was walking around on the moon during the slowing of time. He laughed and snapped his fingers. Returning life as we know it back to normal. His theme music stopped as well with the snap of his fingers. He cracked a grin and laughed to himself. How he loved doing that, he could never describe it with words. Orazio raised his microphone up now and prepared to address the jester in the ring...
"Never fear Sin City, your King is here!"
Cheers come from the crowds. They seemed to be happy to see him. They should be. He was here to save them, afterall.
"And I hear there's a certain little jester out here whose a little miffed that he's received a royal beatdown by yours truly. You want to know if I've got the royal jewels to allow you to pick my poison for tonight's bout? Well, let me tell you something, funny man. As much as you like to try to strike fear into these here people... King Orazio is not one you can strike fear into. You see... I fear no man or monster on God's green Earth. You, jester, are simply just a monster who needs a good slaying. So, if you want me to enter your dungeon, your circus, your carnival, or whatever it is you want to call it... Then so be it. Unlike most Kings, I am a fighting one and I'm going to fight for the good of the people. I'll save them so they don't have to listen to anymore of your terrible jokes ever again."
More cheers from the crowd. Orazio kept his attention focused on the clown in the ring.
"So, what shall it be, jester? What do you have in that sick, twisted, little mind of yours?"
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Post by shiggles on Aug 17, 2011 18:28:46 GMT -5
Shiggles gives a shocked look as the king showed some royal stones in those extra snug no room for comfort skivvies just now..
Okay there King Ding-a-ling you impressed the clown with no frown and showed you are beginning to hit puberty by showing some grapefruits albeit from here they look like peas but I know very well you don't fear anyone but the shemale who keeps stalking you after she fell in love with you taking your anal cherry that nite..
The crowd let's out a chorus of OHHH's as Shiggy once again puts the King out there..
As for our match this week, I wanted to base it on the cells in your castles dungeons..Not not the ones were you play your bondage games with the Corsican Brothers the cells where those who don't kiss or lick your ass go.. So I have come up with a match that would come close to that type of environment and the closest match that we can tango to is a cage match which is made outta metal like the doors that enclose your lovers I mean prisoners of tyranny..SO does thou still want to tussle?
Shiggy lowers his mic once again
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Post by om on Aug 17, 2011 21:13:10 GMT -5
"How incredibly asinine of you, funny man."
Orazio simply shook his head and sighed. More disgusting and perverted jokes from this freak of nature. More accusations of the King's sex life behind closed doors. How would a clown know so much when he's only just arrived? How would a clown know anything if he had not even been in this country recently until last week? Not that there was any truth in the lies and slander this clown spreads, but he knew how ugly rumors could spread fast. He raised the microphone up and continued..
"You've got jokes, jester. Lots of accusatory jokes aimed at myself. One thing you ought to remember, is that a man who points a finger at himself has four more pointing right back at them. Or, if you want me to put in it words that a fool like yourself can understand... He who smelt it, dealt it. For all the depraved and absurd accusations that you speak of me, it makes one wonder how you've come to know such details of my private life. Unless... You are speaking about yourself and are trying to put the blame on someone. Only someone with as sick and twisted of a mind as a foolish fool like yourself would indulge in the things you suggest I've done."
Orazio shrugged his shoulders. It wasn't too far fetched in the King's mind that this clown would do the things they accused him of. He continued again...
"However, I digress. We're not here to drag the unfunny clown out of the closet. No. We are here to punish an unfunny clown who dares insult his King. And how? Inside of a steel cage? So, I won't run? Why would I want to run? I'd do away with a plague than ignore it and allow it to fester. I accept your challenge, jester. And I do hope you've got more than one trick up your sleeve, jester."
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