Post by Scott "Maniac" Manor on Sept 22, 2011 10:26:27 GMT -5
Divide plays over the speakers as the VERSUS Champion, Scott Manor makes his way out on stage. Instead of his usual clothes he's wearing red, white, and black camo pants and a red shirt with the punisher skull logo on it. He makes his way down to the ring as the crowd cheers and grabs a mic.
Yo it's me, the rappin' Infamous 187 version 2. Now cause I'm so out of touch of times, I'm gonna bust a rap like my brother, Seven would do if he was still playing gangster. Manor coughs into the mic a couple times.
Chika chika chika chitty chitty bang bang.
I'm always grabbing on my wang wang
I always talk my spit cause I never sang
I'm the illest mother in all of wrestling
Posers like to pretend they can actually sing
But I'm the real deal leaving you bloody...ing A pause as he obviously has no clue what he's doing or saying.
Blood all over your walls
Stinking you out of the bathroom stalls
All the while I play with tennis with your balls This actually gets the crowd to boo him as he pauses looking around.
I'm with you. I think rap sucks, and rock is the only real music left. But how about we move onto a joke that's actually funny. The fact that I'm issuing an open challenge for someone to try and take this title and we all know already what is gonna be said by them. They'll think they're original while they repeat anything and everything that's already been said even if it makes worse sense than my garbage rap I did. Manor turns to the stage. So come on down, so I can listen to how much I suck and you don't and how you're gonna kick my ass and hold this title with honor and pride I never would. Manor lowers the mic as he waits for someone to answer his challenge.
Yo it's me, the rappin' Infamous 187 version 2. Now cause I'm so out of touch of times, I'm gonna bust a rap like my brother, Seven would do if he was still playing gangster. Manor coughs into the mic a couple times.
Chika chika chika chitty chitty bang bang.
I'm always grabbing on my wang wang
I always talk my spit cause I never sang
I'm the illest mother in all of wrestling
Posers like to pretend they can actually sing
But I'm the real deal leaving you bloody...ing A pause as he obviously has no clue what he's doing or saying.
Blood all over your walls
Stinking you out of the bathroom stalls
All the while I play with tennis with your balls This actually gets the crowd to boo him as he pauses looking around.
I'm with you. I think rap sucks, and rock is the only real music left. But how about we move onto a joke that's actually funny. The fact that I'm issuing an open challenge for someone to try and take this title and we all know already what is gonna be said by them. They'll think they're original while they repeat anything and everything that's already been said even if it makes worse sense than my garbage rap I did. Manor turns to the stage. So come on down, so I can listen to how much I suck and you don't and how you're gonna kick my ass and hold this title with honor and pride I never would. Manor lowers the mic as he waits for someone to answer his challenge.