Still Waiting For A Challenger(o2a)

[Scott "Maniac" Manor]

Divide plays over the PA System much to the shock of some people after the beating Manor took at Scars & Stripes. After a bit, Manor walks or rather, limps out onto stage. For once he's dressed in a suit. A black obviously high class suit with a white undershirt and a red tie. An even bigger shock is Manor's hair is slicked back and cigars are in his chest pocket on his jacket. The crowd can't help but cheer though as Manor makes his way to the ring with the title draped over his shoulder. Once in the ring he lights up a cigar, grabs a microphone and speaks with a Godfather accent.

At Scars and Stripes, the unthinkable happened. I was betrayed by someone I considered a brother of mine. Adrian, you broke my heart. I thought of you as a brother, and you broke my heart. Manor stops as he puts out the cigar and messes up his hair to make it more like his usual style. He then takes off his suit jacket and tie before raising the microphone.

But I don't care, because I hold the most valued title in this company on the male side. Sure I'm a little hurt that some random guy for apparently no reason attacked me and you didn't even get a cheap shot in. But I guess you fear your fellow brother.

Manor pauses as he looks around as the crowd cheers his bullshit lies. But enough about my brother who I have to hunt down myself to get him to do anything. I'm issuing an open challenge for my title AGAIN! So how about someone actually have the balls to come out here and try to take the top title from me.

Where is the Cabals with his fucked up, 30 Days of Night eyes and talk of being a badass? Where is Kronin The Barbarian with his talk of epic talent? How about the Infamously Awful, Adrian Taylor? The boxer with the Eye Of The Pussy, Joe Bruiser? The I gotta overcompensate for small things with my mohawk, Kenji?

Where are all these so called uber talents? Nowhere apparently. So should no one come out and face me for this title I shall do something no one has ever done before. I shall wrestle myself in a match of my choosing, cause that's how awesomely lame I am. So lets see if a so-called savior of wrestling makes his appearance known? Manor lowers the mic as he waits for someone to come out.

[shiggles]

All of the sudden a theme hits that hasn't been heard for past few weeks..Hall of Mirrors fills the arena as that sickening laugh only means.. SHIGGY IS HERE!

Either you have something wrong in thou head of yours that causes a mental lapse and you forgot about me or you are scared to mention me.. I have not run nor fled but you all think I am dead because that jackslaw poopy butt DMX had put me on the shelf for life alas he did not get the job done and I was just temporarily a little oout of it more then normal.. As I asked before my untimely leave of absence I will ask again..Where are your manners Mr. Manor?.. I politely ask for a dance under he pale ring lights of the arena but yet you end up avoiding my invitation..So once again I am here to make sure you hear me loud and clear or will you run again and put on a dress my dear?

Shiggy lowers his mic and waits for Manor to run his mouth in return..

[Scott "Maniac" Manor]

Manor raises the mic. Everyone thought you were dead cause no one heard from you at all. As for the dancing and dress bit... Manor shrugs his shoulders. I think the dress is more your style than mine, and I didn't really avoid you, I just ignored you.

See I was on a personal vacation and while I heard your challenge, I chose to ignore it and focus on getting my pedicure on. Another shrug of the shoulders as the crowd cheers and Manor points at Shiggles. Actually, I don't care for you, cause you're a hypocrite. I saw how you threw your fit at me "stealing" the win. I do it, I stole the win. You do it and it's a strategic move. It's like crying if you lose a no DQ match cause you get smacked with a chair. That's the point of that match type moron.

But anyways, this match. Straight up singles, title on the line, blah blah blah. The usual. I just hope that you provide some decent entertainment for me like what's-his-face did last week at Scars and Stripes. Manor lowers the mic waiting for Shiggles's response.

[shiggles]

Shiggy straightens out his goatee as he makes his way down the ramp to the ring..

HEE HEE HA HA HO HO.. I guess you need a new pair of glasses even a new hearing aid if thou thinks he's either seen or heard me whine..The clown doesn't cry and suck his thumby, I voice my displeasure and continue onwards for the treasure.. I will give you some respect growing half a testicle and putting the belt on the line as that wasn't my main objective but since you signed off on it I might as well teach you some Manner..

Shiggy enters the ring not taking his eyes of the sneaky cheap shot artist standing not to far from him..

Thank you for your sheer honesty about ignoring makes me so happy happy joy joy that I am feared even when not around to use my scare tactics on someone but I do not buy the personal vacation bit thou but to each his own and honey what I wear in this ring or my own time is my business since you think dresses suit me more then you must have some deep down desire to enlighten me on your thoughts of me in one

Shiggy leans against the ropes in the corner and awaits the rebuttal..

[Scott "Maniac" Manor]

Manor raises the mic to his lips and his free hand in the air with his index finger extended. After the shit I've seen in my career, nothing you or anyone does could scare me. I've seen things that just can't be unseen. From woah-man who aren't what they appear to the inside of Adrian's personal bag. I've seen it all. I've been desensitized to it all. What you do is baffle me.

Manor extends his middle finger as well. Two, if you aren't out here for a shot at my title, then why the hell would you come out? I asked for a challenger for my title. You clearly have ears, so you obviously heard that, so you obviously wanted a shot at my title.

Manor shakes his head as he continues. And what the fuck is up with your skin!? What the fuck is up with you period!? You're more insane than the list of men Lilith has banged. I mean you're either a bigger attention whore than myself, which is hard to believe, or you are fucked up incarnate.

Another shake of the head. Rogue doesn't pay me enough for this. Next, I'll be a match where the winner gets to spank the loser. Another shake of the head. This match will not be over fast enough.

[shiggles]

Shiggy hold's his gloved hand of his mouth to imitate shock and awe sarcastically

I heard you loud and clear my dear but I am out here for the title yes but I thought I heard you wrong when you said MY title thought there was a glitch in the PA system when that echoed thru out those lovely Bose speakers.. But alas like a bad case of gas you are talking thru your ass because your mouth is one big whoopie cushion filled with doody... You know very well that that is not your title, I know some good shrinks that can help you out since you seem to be suffering from hallucinations of grandeur there..

Shiggy is pacing back and forth as he collects his thoughts or what's left of them...

Whomever this Lilith woman is I may have to pay her a visit with my shigstick and squirt her like my fake gag flower I left in my bag, speaking of my bag I can see you have yet to venture thru mine because ..well because you wouldn't still be here in this company, the boss would have to call out an APB on ya only to find you running for your life on I95 expressway..Speaking of the boss broad, glad to hear you getting paid and obviously not laid with all your pent up baddy boy tude' you are giving out here,but I am here for free why because I love messing with people..Whether I win or lose I end up leaving a mark bigger then the one in your undies there skiddy marks, since the color of my skin has you rattled more then a snake in the Arizona deserts.. If you fear all of me already dear Manor why not just save yourself the humiliation of losing to me and just hand over "YOUR" title..What sayeth you now?

[Scott "Maniac" Manor]

Manor shakes his head. The people that get hired these days seem to be dumber than a rock. You keep talking about how I show I'm scared of you. What is there to be scared of with you? You're eccentric, not scary to me. You're way way way out there left field eccentric, but still just eccentric.

Scary would be being a kid around a hungry Mike Tyson, cause he will eat your kids. Scary is going to a party and waking up a week later in Mexico and finding out you adopted a Chinese orphan with no clue how any of that happened. You are only scary to people who can't accept things that are different. Obviously I'm not one of those people.

As for just vacating this title and giving it you? How about you try to do what you couldn't do with Kronin and actually beat me for the title? Then maybe, just maybe, people will fear you for your ability and not just because you're different. Until that day, unless you have something else to say, I'm gonna go get ready for our match and take care of some personal business. Manor lowers the mic.

[shiggles]

Shiggy is slapping his knees and laughing in the face of the champion after his latest rebuttal...

You are quite the narrow minded one are you?, As I previously stated dear boy my matches with DMX were not about winning none of my matches are "just" about winning even when I lose on paper I have won..Why & How you may ask, like I said and already have done is gotten into your head you perceive me as this and that but deep down inside I resonate long after the match has concluded in your gut... your heart... your mind... your soul..You name it, but yet it does not seep into your head thou..Must be that Hannibal Lector ripoff mask your wearing blocking entry and blood flow to your cranium and stopping you from seeing this since you are on a one track mindset which in hindsight makes you dumber then said rock since you refuse to open those shutters in your head because you do ultimately fear what you cannot understand...

Shiggy sees Manor leaving the ring..

Okay then get yourself together then, I will be here when you are ready to dance ta ta till laterz..