Post by shiggles on Oct 8, 2011 10:14:18 GMT -5
The music of Nox Arcana hits and everyone knows they are in for the appearance of the one and only master of confusion Shiggles
Before I begin tonight can anyone out there in the wonderful world of the SCW audience tell me why I am looking a bit different then normal?..
Random Crowd Member:I don't know Shiggy, why not tell us!
That really is a shame you can't play the game but I have added a belt to my fame.. Yup I taught the mannerless Manor some manners and whipped him like his daddy should have done in his pamper wearing pacifier sucking days of yesteryears..
The crowd laughs in unison at this crack on the former champions behalf..
Yup yup this belt is holding my pants up well, nice and snug it is, can't have my pee pee popping out on tv and scaring the fans ya see.. Now onto business thou, since Manor is out chasing some past demons or whatever and the King of the Ding-a-ling hasn't been seen since I beat his royal jewels that nite and he is in hiding..Whom will come on down and try to take my shiny new waist hugging belt?
Shiggy lowers his mic and awaits a formidable opponent..