Post by Scott "Maniac" Manor on Nov 4, 2011 20:26:37 GMT -5
The camera fades in on Manor holding up a black t-shirt with "It was my fault whatever it was" written on the front in white text. Manor himself is wearing just his jeans and no shirt with his face painted as he smiles.
Welcome to the now obligatory promote my own shirt segment of this message. As you can see, this is my new It's My Fault shirt, because everything is my fault. Just ask Lilith if you see her around who's to blame for the state of the business.
No matter what the problem is, it was my fault. So if you should get in trouble for something or accused of something, just use the Manor defense and blame it on me. It worked wonders for the iceberg accused of sinking the Titanic.
Suddenly an image covers the screen showing an iceberg photoshopped to be wearing a It Was My Fault shirt. Soon the image switches back to Manor. And this can be found at any clothing merchandise store, especially ones that sell SCW merchandise.
Manor puts on the shirt as the smile disappears. And now that that's out of the way, lets talk about an end to things. Such as the so called Infamous One. Mr. I'm gonna end your career but not really cause I can't get the job done. You've been in this game longer than me I think.
Manor crosses his arms. Like Charlie Sheen said. Sex couldn't end my career. I couldn't end my career. Countless others couldn't end my career. What hope do you have to put me down once and for all? Zip. Nada. None. I make The Terminator look human the way I keep coming back.
Manor pauses a bit like he's thinking about something. Ok that was lame, but point is you can't kill me, not that you have the nerve anyways. You talked about ending things in our last match and failed. Now I'm gonna do what you couldn't and deliver on a promise.
Last PPV of this season I'm gonna make a real impact at your expense. No rules. No ref. No protection. I'm so confident you've lost your edge, I'm telling you ahead of time. We're gonna have a real end to this. Then after this, Lilith can pat me on the back, say good job and do whatever she wants with your body. After this PPV my focus goes back to having fun at the expense of others.
Manor holds out his shirt as far as he can. And don't forget to buy your It's My Fault shirt. It's on sale now and will get you out of anything. The screen fades to black as Manor continues to hold his shirt out.
Welcome to the now obligatory promote my own shirt segment of this message. As you can see, this is my new It's My Fault shirt, because everything is my fault. Just ask Lilith if you see her around who's to blame for the state of the business.
No matter what the problem is, it was my fault. So if you should get in trouble for something or accused of something, just use the Manor defense and blame it on me. It worked wonders for the iceberg accused of sinking the Titanic.
Suddenly an image covers the screen showing an iceberg photoshopped to be wearing a It Was My Fault shirt. Soon the image switches back to Manor. And this can be found at any clothing merchandise store, especially ones that sell SCW merchandise.
Manor puts on the shirt as the smile disappears. And now that that's out of the way, lets talk about an end to things. Such as the so called Infamous One. Mr. I'm gonna end your career but not really cause I can't get the job done. You've been in this game longer than me I think.
Manor crosses his arms. Like Charlie Sheen said. Sex couldn't end my career. I couldn't end my career. Countless others couldn't end my career. What hope do you have to put me down once and for all? Zip. Nada. None. I make The Terminator look human the way I keep coming back.
Manor pauses a bit like he's thinking about something. Ok that was lame, but point is you can't kill me, not that you have the nerve anyways. You talked about ending things in our last match and failed. Now I'm gonna do what you couldn't and deliver on a promise.
Last PPV of this season I'm gonna make a real impact at your expense. No rules. No ref. No protection. I'm so confident you've lost your edge, I'm telling you ahead of time. We're gonna have a real end to this. Then after this, Lilith can pat me on the back, say good job and do whatever she wants with your body. After this PPV my focus goes back to having fun at the expense of others.
Manor holds out his shirt as far as he can. And don't forget to buy your It's My Fault shirt. It's on sale now and will get you out of anything. The screen fades to black as Manor continues to hold his shirt out.