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Post by shiggles on Jul 19, 2011 21:03:10 GMT -5
I woke up from my all to real nightmare.
Seeing clowns unlike me and snakes is something that I can't bear.
It seems that every time I go to sleep, I'll always suffer.
And being drowned in misunderstanding is a fatal matter.
By all means they all were the crew of my sins.
And the truth is that every time I lose, the devil wins.
Where are they going to take me.. to eternal HELL!!
Even if it were my last surrender in a hidden cell!!
But I realize I am within my own cell shaped like a square
Who will step in and dance with the clown who invokes so much fear
I came to SCW for not only wrestling but a fight
I await for my partner to come out in the pale moonlight
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Joe Bruiser
HellHounds
SCW World Champion
[A1i:8]
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Post by Joe Bruiser on Jul 21, 2011 9:56:33 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]I woke up one day and realized I can't keep doing this to myself. A bottle here, a bottle there, a few cigars in between, a city here, a city there, different girl every night at the hotel. Lord I wonder if I ever could change my ways.
Things are not what they seem. Hot and greasy on the outside but cold and gooey on the inside. The fans chanting my name and always wanting autographs. I smile for each and every one of them. But deep down, I'm just waiting for that next drink or the next girl waiting for me at the hotel.
Every day it is the same ol same ol bullshit. Different city, different ring, different opponent that I squash. Go back to the hotel, make physical relations with a girl that I don't know. Kick back some Gentlemen Jack, watch two girls I don't know make physical relations. Make Physical relations with both of them. Wake up the next morning, Hangovers gone. I don't even remember what it's like to have a real life anymore.
Talk to some fans at the hotel. Get into my Charger and drive to the next city and Hotel. Go find a new girl to sleep with while finding some time to work out and eat something in between. Take my meds at some point before I start feeling like I was shot by a G. I. Joe. Get to the arena, fans screaming my name. Wait,...
Maybe I am not that guy, maybe I am. But I do it because of each and every one of my fans. They buy my merchandise and pay my bills. Lord maybe I don't have to change my ways. Maybe, SCW is what I need...a new beginning...a new fight...a new......ME!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!![/glow] |
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Post by shiggles on Jul 21, 2011 16:10:02 GMT -5
Shiggles rises from his seated position as he hears the voice of another coming towards him while he was seated in the middle of the ring
Mr. Me, If I may call you that..Nah I will even if you dislike the moniker
During such a long winded promo you left us all a wonder...
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR POINT!!!
Because I would love to know if thou has accepted the invitation to the dance
or are thou out here wasting my time with your rambling nonsense
Like I've said before I am here to fight and inflict a lot of pain
If these two things frighten thou then the toilet in the back is expecting a big train
And we'll all see what you are full of
Because that's all you can push & shove
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Joe Bruiser
HellHounds
SCW World Champion
[A1i:8]
Posts: 17
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Post by Joe Bruiser on Jul 22, 2011 18:08:12 GMT -5
The man keeps walking and will not stop laughing for some reason.
[glow=blue,2,300]HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...
My point? Have I accepted? Do I want a fight? Do you want a fight? Is Two Tall Jones to Tall? Did the little Piggie go wee wee All the way home? Are you living under a rock? Wow...now I am the clown...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!![/glow]
Laughing stops IMMEDIATELY and...
[glow=blue,2,300]Does that frighten you? Because In the still of the night we are going to go one on clown. I don't feel like putting the backpack on and carrying your ass out of the ring after we fight Clown. Thou does not dance, thou does not mess around. Thou will not lose...to a clown...the better question is are you ready for Two Hits? Because that is all it takes...but some people...some people are stupid...
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!! [/glow]
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Post by shiggles on Jul 23, 2011 7:15:08 GMT -5
Shiggles plays with his infamous colored goatee trying to contain his laughter and facepalming in this poor boys face..
You are a barrel of laughs you do know this, as your serious rambling made me laugh almost enough to make me piss my pants... But out of all your pointless drivel, you still are ignoring or avoiding the type of match we shall have.. Yet you say I am scared but you cannot man up and lay down the challenge oh gutless wonder...I love all matches and shy away from none of them when I am challenged to partake in them..But I guess your balls have yet to drop or does your wife carry them in her purse...Hmmmm?
Shiggles covers his mouth to express shock he may have hit a nerve in Mr. Me...
I will save not only us but all the fans out there the time of another I AM MR. G.I. JOE reply and enlighten you to accept my invitation to a good old fashion hardcore match to kick things off with a bang here in SCW!.. What sayeth you?
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