Post by Lilith on Jul 26, 2011 0:15:44 GMT -5
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This Is My Town
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July 25th - 2011
Ahhhhhh. This is where I insert the usual 'I still hate you all' blanket statement. Trust me, it's still true. I'm just in a little bit of a better mood at the moment. This is my town. I may be from Vatican City, and my home at the moment may be in Blackpool. But this, this is The City Of Sin. Really... who else embodies that better, than I?
You know, REALLY embodies it. Not just pretends to flirt around with it like some Glasgow Whore on pay-day. No no, I'm not one of the multitudes of mass-manufactured 'trash-talking' so called 'Divas' out there in the wrestling world. Now that statement has gotten me a lot of flack over the years, it seems some of you are incompetent enough to believe that be my SAYING everything I just did;
That I'm somehow claiming to be the FIRST person to act as I do.
Now this is a misconception, first off. It's not an 'act'. I love how recently all these little blow-pop figure 'Divas' go off about how;
'Well you know, I keep my personality and my life separate. I'm not -really- like that off camera.'
This is why I hate what this business has become. It's nothing more than 'entertainment' now. You Bastards. I didn't train myself to the bone, suffer through annoying management and PUT UP with smart-ass fans who think they know 'everything that really goes on' in this business;
TO BE CALLED A PROFESSIONAL PERFORMER.
No, no no. I don't think so. Being a Penthouse Model, makes me a professional performer. Being a in-ring competitor, does, fucking, not. Some of you may have seen me on Anthrax lately. And no, that's not a double entendre you Jackasses. You may have also seen me attack your beloved Adrian '187' Taylor. Some of the really 'smart' ones of you, may even be wondering, why. Now that's a good question. A really good one. There's some complex answers, and there's some simple ones. Now since this is YOU people we're talking about. Clearly, none of you will be able to grasp the complexity of everything. So I'll spell it out r-e-a-l s-l-o-w f-o-r y-o-u;
Seven, is not, a wrestler.
I, am.
Now STOP!
I know what some of you motherfuckers are thinking. 'But you've said yourself in the past you're not a wrestler, you're a performer, what's with all of this now'?
No.
It's true, I'm not a 'wrestler' in the sense of what it's BECOME. I may be good at street-fighting. But lest ANY of you fuckers forget my GODL-I-E-K Submission skills. I ran all the fuck OVER FCW and GCW with my Submission fighting. So don't you fucking tell me I can't actually -wrestle-. I just refused to be classified as a 'wrestler' since all it means THESE DAYS, is hocking merchandise and smiling for the camera.
Cue Seven.
He brawls, he street-fights, he's a legitimate JACKASS... but he's loved? Now how does this shit work. -I- do all of that, and you people hate me? Why? Because I'm willing to tell you what I'm doing? Because I'm willing to TELL YOU you're parasitic leeches on the face of humanity? So because he LIES to you, feeds you corporate misinformation, because he makes everything look all 'gritty and real' he's your hero?
No no, that's not how this business works. I've aired a good amount of my dirty laundry in rings over the years. Sometimes it's ended well, sometimes it landed me in the hospital or on the ass-end of a lawsuit. But you take a RISK, when you do that. Yet Seven seems to have this magical safety net around him at all times. I'm at a loss.
I'm better on the mic than him.
I'm better in the ring than him.
I'm better looking than him.
I'm BETTER, than, him.
But you love him?
You only 'love' me when you buy my magazines and end up wiping windex and the smell of desperation off of your monitors and keyboards. But you -love- him because he's some underdog? Some, poor downtrodden coming up from 'the streets'?
Is THIS what our society has become? Are we SO afraid of political incorrectness we have to OVER-COMPENSATE by lifting anyone and EVERYONE who's a 'minority' in ANY SENSE OF THE WORD, up above anyone who isn't in EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD... JUST to avoid feeling liberal guilt? That's Bullshit! Being in a certain TAX BRACKET makes you a 'minority'. Being in a certain SCHOOL DISTRICT makes you a 'minority'. Being a fucking VEGETARIAN MAKES YOU A MINORITY!! But due to liberal guilt and fucked up politics now everyone who can claim ANY fucking banner of being a 'minority' gets a free pass in life because 'we don't want to risk a backlash'. So what, I can't call someone who doesn't drink alcohol a wimp now out of fear of being sent to fucking Guantanamo?
No... no. I refuse to do that. I refuse to treat some people better than others, if they don't deserve it. It's plain a simple folks. You want to know why I attacked Seven?
Because he doesn't deserve his fame. And he did deserve the pain.
You want to know why I signed a managerial contract instead of a in-ring competitive one?
Because I refuse to become a mass-produced, over-hyped, waste, of fucking, space...
'Professional Wrestler', anymore.
If the business changes, and becomes about wrestling again. And not who can fill the most seats, who can kiss the most ass, or suck the most dick. I'll get back in that ring, and beat the holy hell out of any so-called 'Diva' that stands in front of me. Aside from that?
You can all bite the palest, most perfectly toned, part of my Ass.
This Is My Town
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
July 25th - 2011
Ahhhhhh. This is where I insert the usual 'I still hate you all' blanket statement. Trust me, it's still true. I'm just in a little bit of a better mood at the moment. This is my town. I may be from Vatican City, and my home at the moment may be in Blackpool. But this, this is The City Of Sin. Really... who else embodies that better, than I?
You know, REALLY embodies it. Not just pretends to flirt around with it like some Glasgow Whore on pay-day. No no, I'm not one of the multitudes of mass-manufactured 'trash-talking' so called 'Divas' out there in the wrestling world. Now that statement has gotten me a lot of flack over the years, it seems some of you are incompetent enough to believe that be my SAYING everything I just did;
That I'm somehow claiming to be the FIRST person to act as I do.
Now this is a misconception, first off. It's not an 'act'. I love how recently all these little blow-pop figure 'Divas' go off about how;
'Well you know, I keep my personality and my life separate. I'm not -really- like that off camera.'
This is why I hate what this business has become. It's nothing more than 'entertainment' now. You Bastards. I didn't train myself to the bone, suffer through annoying management and PUT UP with smart-ass fans who think they know 'everything that really goes on' in this business;
TO BE CALLED A PROFESSIONAL PERFORMER.
No, no no. I don't think so. Being a Penthouse Model, makes me a professional performer. Being a in-ring competitor, does, fucking, not. Some of you may have seen me on Anthrax lately. And no, that's not a double entendre you Jackasses. You may have also seen me attack your beloved Adrian '187' Taylor. Some of the really 'smart' ones of you, may even be wondering, why. Now that's a good question. A really good one. There's some complex answers, and there's some simple ones. Now since this is YOU people we're talking about. Clearly, none of you will be able to grasp the complexity of everything. So I'll spell it out r-e-a-l s-l-o-w f-o-r y-o-u;
Seven, is not, a wrestler.
I, am.
Now STOP!
I know what some of you motherfuckers are thinking. 'But you've said yourself in the past you're not a wrestler, you're a performer, what's with all of this now'?
No.
It's true, I'm not a 'wrestler' in the sense of what it's BECOME. I may be good at street-fighting. But lest ANY of you fuckers forget my GODL-I-E-K Submission skills. I ran all the fuck OVER FCW and GCW with my Submission fighting. So don't you fucking tell me I can't actually -wrestle-. I just refused to be classified as a 'wrestler' since all it means THESE DAYS, is hocking merchandise and smiling for the camera.
Cue Seven.
He brawls, he street-fights, he's a legitimate JACKASS... but he's loved? Now how does this shit work. -I- do all of that, and you people hate me? Why? Because I'm willing to tell you what I'm doing? Because I'm willing to TELL YOU you're parasitic leeches on the face of humanity? So because he LIES to you, feeds you corporate misinformation, because he makes everything look all 'gritty and real' he's your hero?
No no, that's not how this business works. I've aired a good amount of my dirty laundry in rings over the years. Sometimes it's ended well, sometimes it landed me in the hospital or on the ass-end of a lawsuit. But you take a RISK, when you do that. Yet Seven seems to have this magical safety net around him at all times. I'm at a loss.
I'm better on the mic than him.
I'm better in the ring than him.
I'm better looking than him.
I'm BETTER, than, him.
But you love him?
You only 'love' me when you buy my magazines and end up wiping windex and the smell of desperation off of your monitors and keyboards. But you -love- him because he's some underdog? Some, poor downtrodden coming up from 'the streets'?
Is THIS what our society has become? Are we SO afraid of political incorrectness we have to OVER-COMPENSATE by lifting anyone and EVERYONE who's a 'minority' in ANY SENSE OF THE WORD, up above anyone who isn't in EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD... JUST to avoid feeling liberal guilt? That's Bullshit! Being in a certain TAX BRACKET makes you a 'minority'. Being in a certain SCHOOL DISTRICT makes you a 'minority'. Being a fucking VEGETARIAN MAKES YOU A MINORITY!! But due to liberal guilt and fucked up politics now everyone who can claim ANY fucking banner of being a 'minority' gets a free pass in life because 'we don't want to risk a backlash'. So what, I can't call someone who doesn't drink alcohol a wimp now out of fear of being sent to fucking Guantanamo?
No... no. I refuse to do that. I refuse to treat some people better than others, if they don't deserve it. It's plain a simple folks. You want to know why I attacked Seven?
Because he doesn't deserve his fame. And he did deserve the pain.
You want to know why I signed a managerial contract instead of a in-ring competitive one?
Because I refuse to become a mass-produced, over-hyped, waste, of fucking, space...
'Professional Wrestler', anymore.
If the business changes, and becomes about wrestling again. And not who can fill the most seats, who can kiss the most ass, or suck the most dick. I'll get back in that ring, and beat the holy hell out of any so-called 'Diva' that stands in front of me. Aside from that?
You can all bite the palest, most perfectly toned, part of my Ass.
